Sunday, October 17, 2010

Mommy Confessions-Weekend Edition

  1. During Saturday grocery shopping, I went to three different stores just to increase the amount of my "alone time".
  2. I faked a mid-afternoon headache hoping I could sneak in a 20 minute nap.
  3. My kids stayed in their pajamas most of Saturday and half of Sunday.
  4. While picking up the house, I found it easier to throw away some toys vs. putting them away.
  5. In the process of cleaning those nasty, dreaded bath toys, I found at least 3 inches of dirt in the bottom of the kids' tub.
  6. I made the kids eat lunch in the backyard to prevent it from ending up on my freshly mopped floor.
  7. I told Delaney Bug and Cracker Jack that there were huge, creepy, ugly bugs under my bed; so it would be wise of them not to follow me into my room...every time I went in there.
  8. Had a minor meltdown. Hey, a woman can only handle so much poop!
  9. I told Delaney that I would cancel Halloween if she asked me for one more piece of candy, cookie or cupcake.
  10. While changing Jack's sheets I found:  200 pacis, 4 stuffed animals, 3 Happy Meal toys, 2 tubes of toothpaste, 1 toothbrush, 1 orange and 2 smashed cherry tomatoes.  Yes, I said smashed!
I know I am not the only one.
Come on...spill.
What are your own Mommy confessions?


  1. Uhh, I have to admit to doing almost all of these myself at one point or another! Sigh... Even #4!


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